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Tag: rock

Muse Band Loses Social Media Handles to AI Namesake
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Muse Band Loses Social Media Handles to AI Namesake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

As Meta unveils its latest AI tool, Muse, the rock band Muse have been pushed off their old social handle,…

Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
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Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…

Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Messa in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

Gothic Metal/Rock from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)
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Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats in Charlotte, NC (09/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026

English psychedelic rock and doom metal from Cambridge, England Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
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KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh no, the drama never ends! 🀯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🀯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan
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Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

RADIOHEAD have confirmed a 21-date run of shows in Perth, Melbourne, and Sydney, Australia, and Saitama, Japan, taking place in…

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