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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy
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Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Before adopting a mostly clean and sober lifestyle in recent years, Keith Richards’ substance abuse was so legendary that you…

Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut
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Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

In a case of truly strange bedfellows, emo rockers Say Anything and surf rock weirdos Wavves have announced a new…

RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

Squirrel Flower Drops New Singles Not Me and Sick Tooth
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Squirrel Flower Drops New Singles Not Me and Sick Tooth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Squirrel Flower has released a duo of new singles, “Not Me” and “Sick Tooth,” from her forthcoming album, Say a…

Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming
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Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Interpol have shared “Iron City,” the latest single from their forthcoming eighth studio album, This Mirror Weighs a Ton. Following…

Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates
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Joe Bonamassa Sets 2027 Winter US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Joe Bonamassa has announced a new slate of US winter tour dates set for 2027, establishing yet another busy stretch…

Phish Announces 2026 US Summer Tour Dates
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Phish Announces 2026 US Summer Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Phish will head out on their 2026 US summer tour beginning week. The 21-date outing for the premier jam band…

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