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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance
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Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Muse kicked off their North American summer tour at Milwaukee’s Summerfest on July 2nd, featuring a set of songs from…

Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic
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Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Paul McCartney reportedly gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce a unique wedding gift: the first live performance of “I Want…

Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly
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Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

As it turns out, not everyone on Planet Earth adores Gorillaz. UK psych-doom outfit Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats have…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Indie rock from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc
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Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Oasis have revealed the first teaser trailer for Don’t Look Back in Anger, the upcoming Steven Knight documentary chronicling the…

Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
Breaking News: Nikki Sixx Celebrates 25 Years of Not Being a Hot Mess 🎉
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Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

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