GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…
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Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😭 The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…
Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
In a groundbreaking 🙄 interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? 😂), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…
SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…
W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…
Heimat: Because Where Else Would You Pretend to Be From?
HEAVEN SHALL BURN, those guys? Oh, you mean the German band that thinks they’re, like, totally important? 😂 Yeah, they’re…
Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…
The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…