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Tag: rock

DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Smashing Pumpkins Drop New Butch Vig Track for Hunger Games
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Smashing Pumpkins Drop New Butch Vig Track for Hunger Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

The Smashing Pumpkins have unveiled “Black Stars,” a new song that appears on the soundtrack for the upcoming film The…

Nickelback Unveils Massive 2027 Global Concert Trek
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Nickelback Unveils Massive 2027 Global Concert Trek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Nickelback have announced an expansive world tour in 2027 spanning nearly 70 shows and visiting North America, the UK, Europe,…

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)
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Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2026

Instrumental rock/progressive metal from Fullerton, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

U2 Reveals Initial 2027 World Tour Schedule
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U2 Reveals Initial 2027 World Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

U2 have announced the first dates for their 2027 world tour. “The Greatest Show On Earth World Tour” will begin…

Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…

Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

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