ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Tag: rock
Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…
Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…
Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident
Six people were hospitalized following Angine de Poitrine’s free outdoor concert at the Montreal International Jazz Festival on Saturday, June…
KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…
Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…
Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…