AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…
Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…
Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…
AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…