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Tag: Rockstar

Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases
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Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The GTA 6 leak saga continues, because of course it does. In a shocking turn of events, a group of…

Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
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Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

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