Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÃœE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…
UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…
Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…