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Tag: Rockstar

SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
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SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…

SCORPIONS’ April 2026 Tour Of India Canceled Because Klaus Meine Finally Realized He’s Older Than The Taj Mahal
Breaking News: SCORPIONS Cancel India Tour Due to "Unforeseen Medical Circumstances" (aka They're Just Getting Old) 🙅‍♂️
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SCORPIONS’ April 2026 Tour Of India Canceled Because Klaus Meine Finally Realized He’s Older Than The Taj Mahal

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh no, the SCORPIONS have canceled their India tour 🎸🇮🇳, and we’re all just devastated 😱. The tour organizers, BookMyShow,…

KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’
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KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing event of the century (or at least that’s what…

Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
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Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…

GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
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GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar
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BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Get ready to rock, folks! 🤟 Keanu Reeves’ super cool, totally awesome, and not-at-all-trying-too-hard band DOGSTAR is back with a…

Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims
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Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Breaking news: the coachella festival just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting, I mean old 🤣. David…

Win a Family Ticket to Camp Bestival 2026 Because Your Kids Clearly Hate You and You Want to Subject Them to Five Days of Port-a-Potties and Overpriced Fun
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Win a Family Ticket to Camp Bestival 2026 Because Your Kids Clearly Hate You and You Want to Subject Them to Five Days of Port-a-Potties and Overpriced Fun

Chord F. DiscordApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉🎊! This summer, the most epic family festival, Camp Bestival, is…

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