Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
Breaking news: Mats Levén is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🤘💥! He just played two epic…
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Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…
DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…
OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…
DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…
DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…
Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…
BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue 🎸👋!…
ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…
Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…