Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…
Get ready to rock, folks! 🤟 Keanu Reeves’ super cool, totally awesome, and not-at-all-trying-too-hard band DOGSTAR is back with a…
Breaking news: the coachella festival just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting, I mean old 🤣. David…
The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…
FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…
After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…
Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…
Oh great, the webinar’s been postponed again… because “technical difficulties” apparently means “we couldn’t get our act together.” But hey,…
