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Tag: Roguelike

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
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Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…

Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…

Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
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Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…

The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro
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The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

So, you want to know about digital card games, huh? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, they’re a thing, and…

Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Hold onto your controllers, folks, because Xbox just dropped the Xbox Partner Preview 2026, and it's wilder than a loot box drop rate!
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Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors
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Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Canada’s video game industry is worth $5.1 billion, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is by throwing a…

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