Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…
Tag: Roguelike
The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…
Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…
The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…
MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…