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Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
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Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…

WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
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Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…

Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
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The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…

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