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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype
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Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, and with it, a slew of new game announcements that will inevitably lead to…

Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
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Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…

Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
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Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…

USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
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USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…

Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
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Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

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