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Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
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Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…

Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
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Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…

Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
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Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…

Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
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Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…

Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
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Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
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Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…

Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow
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Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story out of Philadelphia, where a search for an illegally…

Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…

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