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Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently
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US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this article about the Trump administration…

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…

Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…

Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
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Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

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