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Save Your Hearing From The Loud-Ass NAMM Show For Free
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Save Your Hearing From The Loud-Ass NAMM Show For Free

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

You have exactly one chance to snag a free NAMM x Eargasm package at the 2026 NAMM Show before it…

Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…

LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
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LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…

MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops
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MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

On Sunday, January 18, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, TrapSoul hosts a rooftop day party at Torch Oakland…

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Leaving the National Guard at Home: Travesuras Reggaeton Party Rages at Reforma Palm Springs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

¡Prepare your most questionable dancing shoes! 🕺 A “Travesuras Reggaeton Party” is descending upon Reforma at 333 S Palm Canyon…

MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last
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MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Event ended: I AM LEGACI’s Free at Last MLK Weekend Black Gold Party at Lux Cafe in Atlanta, GA on…

4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys
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4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 SAVE THE DATE: The 4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball is coming to The Park at 14th in Washington, D.C.…

Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name
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Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Oh look, Summer Walker is hosting “Sundays After Dark” at Privilege Houston on January 18, 2026. 🎤 The VIP rooftop…

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AI e B2B: Come i Bot Finalmente Trovano Clienti Mentre Tu Sorseggi il Caffè

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

🚨 AI NON TI RUBERA’ IL LAVORO, MA TI FARà VENDERE MEGLIO (O ALMENO LO PROMETTE). 🚨 14 GENNAIO 2025,…

Presenting Flimsy Evidence to the CQC That Your Clinic Isn’t Actually a Death Trap
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Presenting Flimsy Evidence to the CQC That Your Clinic Isn’t Actually a Death Trap

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Event ended: Thursday, Jan 15, 2026 from 1 pm to 2 pm UTC. Online event. By The Outstanding Society. 😂…

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