Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Virginia grand jury has indicted Democratic state Sen. L. Louise…
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…
Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new documentary “You Can See Everything”, which just had the biggest box…
STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…
Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…
Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…
Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…
Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…
Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…
TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…