Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…
Tag: Sales
Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…
Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…
Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…