Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…
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Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…
Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…
ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…
Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…
Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…
Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…