Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…
MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…
More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…
Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…
Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…
Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…
Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…
Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…