Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…
Tag: Scalpers
Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper
Ah, Games Workshop, those magnificent overlords of plastic crack and lore so dense it could collapse into a black hole…
Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…
Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…
Oh, so the Pokémon TCG is blessing us peasants with slightly shinier cardboard for the Black and White anniversary? 🙄✨💸
OMG, you guys, The Pokémon Company is STILL milking the nostalgia cow! 🐮🐄 Like, seriously, are they EVER going to…
🤘 Donald Trump & Kid Rock Take Down Ticket Scalpers: Drastic Measures and a Special “Patriot Tax” 🇺🇸
In a time when scoring concert tickets is like battling a horde of rabid raccoons, Donald Trump and his trusty…