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Tag: sci-fi

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project Premiere Screenings are on Sunday, October 5, 2025, at the New…

Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
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Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. 🙄** Clue (PG)…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Trailer: Pandora’s Getting a Makeover (and It’s Not Pretty)

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer Drops, Proving James Cameron is Still Obsessed with Blue People. I mean, seriously, who asked…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
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Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
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Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

Arco: Prepare to Have Your Brain Gently Fried by This Animated Sci-Fi Fantasy Trailer
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Arco: Prepare to Have Your Brain Gently Fried by This Animated Sci-Fi Fantasy Trailer

FinnSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Get ready for a cinematic masterpiece… or not! Arco, the latest animated flick, promises a wondrous, hope-filled, optimistic future. Made…

Jared Leto in TRON: Ares Looks Like a Cheap AliExpress Chatbot
“Leto” or a Buggy AI Avatar? Disney Angers TRON Fans
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Jared Leto in TRON: Ares Looks Like a Cheap AliExpress Chatbot

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Fans of the legendary sci-fi franchise TRON are smashing their keyboards and flooding comment sections with sarcastic memes after watching…

Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…

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