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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
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Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…

AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers
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AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about OpenAI’s latest move to beef up its security safeguards, and I have…

ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
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ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
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Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

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