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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…

Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
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Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…

Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
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Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…

Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
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Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York

FinnJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…

No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
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No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
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Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…

TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI
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TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic sci-fi adventure of the summer, folks! 🚀🎸 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of RAGE…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

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