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Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO
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Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

In a move that’s sure to get the competitive gaming crowd all aflutter, Corsair has announced the SABRE v3 PRO…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Justice delayed literally until death
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Justice delayed literally until death

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Curtis Flowers, a man who spent over 22 years in prison and was…

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
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Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…

NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option
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NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

NVIDIA’s DGX Spark just got a new 64GB configuration, because who needs a social life when you can have a…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

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