‘Big Bang Theory’ Spinoff: Because the Universe Didn’t Suffer Enough
🎉 Hold onto your hats, folks, because HBO Max, in a move that can only be described as either genius…
Tag: science
Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo—Still Not ‘Dune Messiah,’ LOL
Ah yes, Dune, or as I like to call it, “Desert Power Rangers” 🏜️. Denis Villeneuve, bless his heart, decided…
Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough
Elon Musk, the left’s shiny new toy, is threatening to start his own “America party” because he’s “disappointed” in our…
Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! 🎉 Or… is it? 🤔 Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…
Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…
M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…
Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…