Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
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Snooze fest: Crazy Horse kin hid from America’s greatness obviously
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s been going on in our great nation? I mean, it’s 2026 and…
Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
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Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
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Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…
Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
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Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…
GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…