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Tag: Scream

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
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CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
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Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…

Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…

OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out
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OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Looks like the Deep State’s swamp creatures are at it again! The Justice Department, probably infiltrated by more disgruntled liberals,…

35mm HALLOWEEN (and some other flicks) @ the Million Dollar Theater – if you’re broke
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35mm HALLOWEEN (and some other flicks) @ the Million Dollar Theater – if you’re broke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱** **”Halloween-o-thon 2025″ at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on Friday, October 24,…

W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
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W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…

Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo
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Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 💅 Get ready to scream, witches! 🧙‍♀️ TO THE MOON & BACK, THE HOLLYHOCK EMPORIUM, and STREETER BROTHERS, INC.…

Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre
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Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM! 🎬 Wireless headphones, beanbags, & cityscape views? 🌆 General Admission…

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