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Expert Helps You Choose Between Two Equally Confusing Options
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Expert Helps You Choose Between Two Equally Confusing Options

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A reader from Florida is worried about the future of Social…

Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt
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Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for the past fiscal year, which is the largest annual…

Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
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Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…

Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once
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Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Shannon Ratcliff, who’s just taken a new job with a $20,000 pay cut.…

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
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Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…

Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently
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Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the US intelligence officials were all set…

Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy
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Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in the world of elections. It seems that election…

Seniors Get Thrilling 3.6% Raise to Buy More Cat Food
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Seniors Get Thrilling 3.6% Raise to Buy More Cat Food

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Social Security updates, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
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Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…

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