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White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
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White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…

Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
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Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
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Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…

Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow
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Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jeff Kizer, a guy who’s got a pretty relaxed attitude towards money. He’s…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People
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FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest FBI hack, and I have to say, it’s a wild story.…

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
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Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…

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