Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…
Tag: Security
Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…
Robots coming for your money apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…
Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…
Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…
Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…
ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the US immigration system is getting more and…