US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…
Tag: Security
Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Iowa Senate debate, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest airport shenanigans, and I just can’t even. So, apparently,…
ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…
When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. 💀 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…
Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…
Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brett McGurk’s new book, and I have to say, it’s quite the tale.…
Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…
Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…
Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…