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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
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Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
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Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…

Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
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Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

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