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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
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Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

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