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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

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