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Tag: Sharon Osbourne

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
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Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.💩…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
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Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎭 behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife
Sharon Osbourne Cancels Black Sabbath Because “She Just Doesn’t Like Them”
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Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Rock and roll officially hit clown mode: legendary band Black Sabbath won’t perform at Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert, “Back to…

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