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Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Greek death metal from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Black Dahlia Murder in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Black Dahlia Murder in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Arch Enemy in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Arch Enemy in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Swedish melodic death from Halmstad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! 💀
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SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

We were invited to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina, to experience Mineshaft Mayhem 2.0: The Curse of the…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

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