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Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
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Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM
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Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Сrossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
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SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
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How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
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Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…

US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
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US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…

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