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Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Motionless In White in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American metalcore from Scranton, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lorna Shore in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Lorna Shore in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American deathcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)
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Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

Let's Dance! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Static Dress in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Static Dress in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

English pop screamo from Leeds, West Yorkshire Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Fit For A King in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Fit For A King in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American metalcore band from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest
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Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Israeli…

US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing
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US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former US attorney in Washington state, Roger Rogoff, is suing…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

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