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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
Oh Look, Dave's Still Mad and Ellefson's Still Talking!
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

So David Ellefson, the guy who got *very* publicly ghosted from Megadeth, is still out here yapping on his podcast…

Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
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Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…

Starsand Island: Because Real Life Isn’t Boring Enough, Apparently
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Starsand Island: Because Real Life Isn’t Boring Enough, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, armchair architects and virtual dog-petting enthusiasts, because Seed Sparkle Labs is about to sell you a dream.…

GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…

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AHF Presents: Ohh Mamma! Burlesque Show – Because Your Grandma’s Bingo Night Just Got Spicy!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Ohh Mamma! Burlesque Show 🎭💕 Don’t miss Kylie Sonique Love in this wild, raunchy International Condom Day bash! 🎉 ABBA…

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San Jose Drone Show: Free Entertainment or Alien Invasion?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨ San Jose’s answer to the Super Bowl hype? 1,000 drones lighting up…

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AFTON HOURS: Afton’s 35th Birthday — She’s Officially Over the Hill!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

🎉 AFTON HOURS: The Party Where You Meet Afton After You Already Arrived! 🎉 Celebrate Afton’s 35th Birthday with DJs…

Why a Texas State Senate Race Win by Democrats Is Apparently the Second Coming of the Messiah, According to CNN Politics
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Why a Texas State Senate Race Win by Democrats Is Apparently the Second Coming of the Messiah, According to CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Democrat Stuns GOP in Texas, Proving Trump’s Magic Touch Is Fading Faster Than His Hair Dye The liberal media is…

MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
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MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…

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