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Kada Scott Update: Officials Finally Found Her (Behind a School, No Less)
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Kada Scott Update: Officials Finally Found Her (Behind a School, No Less)

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! Philadelphia, folks, where Soros-backed D.A. Larry Krasner is too busy “upholding the…

Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about Trump’s efforts to secure…

Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
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Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… πŸ’‘, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…

Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🀯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

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The Love and Laugh Comedy Show: More Like the Groan and Moan Tragedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ OMG!πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ The “Love and Laugh Comedy Show”πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ at 22 N Mulberry St suite 011. Prepare for jokes so bad,…

Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!
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Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Strand Theater, Seymour, CT! 🀣 Dress as a “sweet Transylvanian” or alienπŸ‘½.…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Randy Bobandy is back!πŸ” The Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy TourπŸ’© will be at Deringer’s Public Parlor, Cedar Falls IA on October…

W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
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W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…

Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween
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Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ’… because Netflix is dragging KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along out of the streaming graveyard and into…

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