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DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)
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DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🙄 OMG, get ready to clutch your pearls, because those Grammy-hoarding, allegedly “progressive” (debatable, tbh) music titans, DREAM THEATER, are…

MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
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MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…

MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
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MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…

Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor
Elephant Reads CNN

Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his administration! Now…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Razorgrave in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Razorgrave in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!
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Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Next Stop Comedy is “bringing” stand-up comedians to Resolute Brewing Tap & Cellar in Arvada, CO (18148 W…

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