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Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks
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Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Cynthia Lee Fontaine from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 10 is gonna be DRACULA at Faces Nightclub on…

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
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Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Oh, joy! ๐Ÿ™„ Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿคฃ SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” ๐Ÿ™„,…

ยซะŸะตั‚ะปั ะŸั€ะธัั‚ั€ะฐัั‚ะธัยป/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)
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ยซะŸะตั‚ะปั ะŸั€ะธัั‚ั€ะฐัั‚ะธัยป/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
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Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**Randy Bobandy, assistant trailer park supervisor, proudly presents “Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour”!**๐Ÿ” Prepare for shenanigans, songs, and prizes!๐Ÿฅณ Oct…

Ultra Lucha Summons Skeletons for a Wrestling Fiesta
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Ultra Lucha Summons Skeletons for a Wrestling Fiesta

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Sylmar’s having a FIRST EVER Lucha Libre show! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for “authentic” Mexican luchadors and lucha-inspired vendors! ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒต…

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”
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“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, the irony! New York’s own champion of the “lawfare” Left, Letitia James, is now facing the music herself! Seems…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, ๐ŸŽฉ is apparently too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for…

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