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Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Goregrind from Czech Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Crucivore at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Crucivore at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Portugal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

Nahum at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Nahum at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Unhallowed Deliverance at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Unhallowed Deliverance at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Brutal Death Metal/Deathcore from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Thrash/Groove Metal/Hardcore from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…

Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October
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Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

CD Projekt Red and TRIGGER have finally given us a glimpse of what’s to come in the second season of…

Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…

Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
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Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…

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