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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Remembering Conrad «Cronos» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman
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Remembering Conrad «Cronos» Lant, Venom Founder and Frontman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2026

Conrad "Cronos" Lant of black metal pioneers VENOM has died at the age of 63 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly
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Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performing arts institutions, is facing a financial crisis, and folks, I almost…

Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

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