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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again
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War In Iran Conveniently Keeps Inflating US Prices Again

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – inflation is still running wild in the US, with the…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
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Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…

Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
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Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…

Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
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Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

🐸 WELCOME TO METAL DETOX. Your ears have survived blast beats. Your neck has survived breakdowns. Your brain has survived…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

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