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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
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Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
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Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…

Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
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Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Robert Plant still making music for your dad
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Robert Plant still making music for your dad

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
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Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
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Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…

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