MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
Hey there, metalheads! 🤘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…
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Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! 🙄 Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. 🙄 As…
Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8
OMG, mark your calendars, fellow gamers! 🗓️ The Gayming Awards 2025, the *only* LGBTQ+ video game award show (because apparently,…
28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…
ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…
AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
Kaitlan Collins bravely navigates the Iran-US clown show while Trump attempts NATO summitry, bless his heart
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with our great President Trump. Kaitlan Collins, bless her heart, is trying…
Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Crooked Cuomo, despite being ousted for being a bit too handsy, is…
Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…
Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
In a groundbreaking 🙄 interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? 😂), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…