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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)
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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (05/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!

Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…

Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone
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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑMencap’s here to teach you how to control your loved one’s $$ after you’re gone! Planning for the Future…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!๐ŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
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Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal!

Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!

Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
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Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…

MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour
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MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ MI5, those shadowy peeps, are doing…wait for it…an ONLINE TOUR! ๐Ÿคฃ Curator Mark Dunton will reveal secrets! Will…

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Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, another “expert” ๐Ÿ™„! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFPยฎ (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” ๐Ÿคฃ and “The 30-Day Money…

Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ โ€“ More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
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Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ โ€“ More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…

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