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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? πŸ™„ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs πŸ¦– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🀣), finally…

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅
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Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! πŸ¦‡ Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

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