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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…

Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
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Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…

Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
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Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…

Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
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Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…

The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
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The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2026

American rock band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
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AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2026

Australian rock from Sydney Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…

AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
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AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…

Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort
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Trump Tries Not To Mess Up DC Beautification Effort

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Meridian Hill Park fountain in Washington, DC,…

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