Death Metal Party Gone Wrong 💀
One wrong invitation changed everything Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…
AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…
Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…
SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…
Average Metalhead Phone Call 🍻
Narrator: It was not one shot Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
Family Dinner Gone Wrong 💀
Nobody at the table had the same reaction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood 📺, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher 🕸️, or…