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Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
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Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
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Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…

Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet
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Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

As the streaming wars continue to rage on, Disney is reportedly considering a free tier for its Disney Plus service,…

Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow
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Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump administration debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
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Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…

Remembering Mike Browning (Nocturnus AD, Morbid Angel)
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Remembering Mike Browning (Nocturnus AD, Morbid Angel)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2026

Mike Browning, legendary drummer and vocalist best known for his work with Nocturnus AD and Morbid Angel, has passed away…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…

Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
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Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…

BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
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BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…

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