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POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number πŸ“žπŸ’€
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POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number πŸ“žπŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

RATATATATATATATATATA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
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Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Your boat is ready, Captain! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
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Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Good, or not enough? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)
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Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

American solo guitarist from Pomona, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
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Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice πŸ™„. The newest…

Two grandpas after 10mg THC 🧸🌿
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Two grandpas after 10mg THC 🧸🌿

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

Grandpa and his friend after “just one gummy bear” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
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X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨πŸ’₯ This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…

When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to
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When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2026

Showing death metal to people who listen to Taylor Swift Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
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Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life
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Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? πŸŽ‰ I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🀣 It’s…

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