Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
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Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…
DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…
Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…
Death Angel in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
Thrash metal from Daly City, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Vio-lence in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
Thrash metal from San Francisco Bay Area Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Lamb of God at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Daytona Beach, FL — 05/09/2026)
Heavy metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…