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Remembering Bonnie Tyler
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Remembering Bonnie Tyler

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

Thank you, Bonnie Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
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Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
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Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

Every Concert Merch Table
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Every Concert Merch Table

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 8, 2026

They only had one left… Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
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Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

Maine Democrats Line Up To Possibly Fill Senate Seat Maybe
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Maine Democrats Line Up To Possibly Fill Senate Seat Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new candidate to take…

Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center
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Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court has once again decided not to intervene…

RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…

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