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Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
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Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw

FinnMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The secret’s out, folks! 🀫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…

1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)
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1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault β€” Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🀘πŸ”₯
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πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault β€” Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🀘πŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
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Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…

Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi
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Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

So, you want to know about the epic reunion of Angra’s “Rebirth” lineup at the 2026 Bangers Open Air festival?…

Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Luxembourgish neofolk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Epic & Cinematic Dungeon/Medieval Music by Nick Superchi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video
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Foo Fighters Shamelessly Try to Ride Lemmy’s Coattails to Coolness in Desperate Attempt to be Relevant Again in their Super Original ‘Spit Shine’ Music Video

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ The one and only FOO FIGHTERS have dropped a new music video for their…

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