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Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead
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Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Phil Campbell: 1961-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Hip-hop influenced heavy metal band from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)
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Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

5 piece metal band from Clarksville, TN, mixing heavy riffs and rapping Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Slam-Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

Honkai: Star Rail Version 4.1 “Unraveled for Daybreak” Drops March 25 – Brace Yourselves, Light Cones Will Be Re-Rolled Again
Hold onto Your Masks, Gamers: Honkai: Star Rail’s Next Update is a Carnival of Chaos
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Honkai: Star Rail Version 4.1 “Unraveled for Daybreak” Drops March 25 – Brace Yourselves, Light Cones Will Be Re-Rolled Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…

Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too
The Oscars Are Doubling Down on Security Because Apparently Iran Wants to Drone-Bomb Hollywood's Biggest Night
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Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to go full Fort Knox for a night of self-congratulatory back-patting! The 98th Academy…

DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not
DROWNING POOL Finally Plan Something for "Sinner" 25th Anniversary—After 24 Years of Doing Nothing
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DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…

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