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CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
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CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
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Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS 👴👵— Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…

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PAX Unplugged 2025: Get Your Fake Detective On

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Jubensha (剧本杀) is like, a murder mystery game 4 ppl who can’t solve real crimes. One of u is…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Paddy’s Irish Pub, Fayetteville NC, on Nov 22nd, 2025!** 🍔😂…

Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”
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Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to town! 🤣 See Olympians fail⛷️, urban riders bail 🏂, and local legends… exist?…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour💩 is coming to VIZIONZ – MYRTLE BEACH SC on Friday, November 21st 2025!** Get…

Live

Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak 🙊. Games include…

«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
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«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Belarusian song «Enough»/«Годзе» originally by Brutto band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

«I was born here» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
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«I was born here» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Belarusian song «I was born here»/«Я нарадзіўся тут» originally by Źmicier Vajciuškievič Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
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Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…

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