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From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay
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From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe the swampy depths to which New Orleans has sunk! A convicted murderer, yes, a real-life criminal,…

BUTCHER BABIES: Still Alive, Still Making Music, Apparently It’s ‘Personal’
Breaking, Music News

BUTCHER BABIES: Still Alive, Still Making Music, Apparently It’s ‘Personal’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Prepare yourselves, peasants! BUTCHER BABIES, those titans of… something… are gracing us with new music in…

From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…

Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
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Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! 🤩 Get ready for the…

Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller
Breaking, Music News

Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ☕, because Sharon Osbourne, bless her perpetually youthful heart (and face 😜), has graced us with…

‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
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‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot

FinnNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…

SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
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SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad
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NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM 😂 Prepare for “Lil Sábado” with Michelladonna! A Latine A$$ Variety Show!** Featuring: I’m Baby,…

Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
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Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 14, 2025

**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doors🚪at 7:00 PM,…

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